dr3amsofparadis3:

want to find someone who wants this.
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

farahjasmin:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

(Source: sporksundwaffles)

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